Crap vs. SpinMaster: The crap wins because even though it's made of crap, it's less crappy than SpinMaster.Hippies vs. Terrorists: Terrorists win because of Ahkman the Dead Terrorist (Jeff Dunham).
To my mind, the stupid thing is not requiring you to read it. I mean, what's the point otherwise? Increase reading skills by osmosis?The sad thing, though, is that many kids would never, ever read a book if they weren't required to.
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Then they fail later in life, that's their problem. But I get your point