*FacepalmYou did not prove me wrong. First of all, did I say all these mall Santas are real? No. 2nd of all, why would he have to be in an alt. universe to have time feel different to him and all?
and besides,suppose I were to go and give a restraining order on "Santa" they would all laugh like crazy on me.(all = everyone in the world)
They would laugh at you, but that means he isn't real? Now, for your other post:Ahhmyes,another stupid theory to disprove,well...*cracks knucles*Lemme start by saying,"to get a concorde,you have to be so rich,that you can buy half a COUNTRY.And one as big as Sri Lanka that too.Infact,Sri Lanka times 5!!Maybe little less,ut you get the point."Now,First off,flying in a Concord would take YEARS(and I mean YEARS) of training.And once this is done(by santa) it would be noticable if he just vanished(giving out presents to the world).......and besides,how could he deliver the packages BEFORE he learns how to fly the Concord.Yup,thats another theory PROVEN WRONG.WAIT, WAIT, NO. Do NOT go around saying you proved theories wrong unless you actually backed it up. All you said right here is that it will make it harder for Santa to get a concord or whatever. Plus, he was just using a concord as an example. And isn't Santa supposed to be magical and all?And I forgot to mention,the PARENTS LETTING SANTA OPEN!!WHAT IF WE WERE TO LOCK THEM IN THEIR ROOMS!!ALL THE PARENTS DO IS DRINK THE MILK,EAT THE COOKIES,LEAVE A BUNCH OF PRESENTS,GO TO BED,WAKE UP SLIGHTLY DROWSY,AND WHEN YOU AKS,GIVE AN EXCUSE LIKE: "Oh,I was just so excited I couldn't sleep properly"All the parents? Darkuswolf, all you are using in your "theories" is/are skepticism, assumption, and a limited imagination. I'm sorry.
Read again, there is a lot more to it.2. If he is physically real, then time would feel slower to him on his Christmas Eve trip. Like, he is not in the same time "zone" as us, it would be slower to him.
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