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Okay, that theory disproved... Anyways, you have probably heard of the Concord, right? Its a commercial jet that could travel at the speed of sound, I think. Well, travelling from... well, I forget where, but flying by Concord from X to Y, you would arrive 2 hours before you left (maybe London to NY?). So, if Santa could go that fast, he could take care of buisiness in New York, then fly over to the Mountain and Pacific areas and actually get there before he left. After that, he would have more than enough time to take care of the Central area. Just trying to help

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Okay, so if you've been following along with this topic I just disprove Santa as no one can travel to 0.002 to lightspeed. If Santa is Saint Nick, then there is more then one Santa. . . . . . Are you thinking what I'm thinking? That's right clones. Duh, how did I not think of this. there in the mall every single winter. There helping out charities by ringing bells. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.So there's got to be shifts and all. Um I estimate about, 300 Santa Clones in every State. If all those Santa clones can deliver the presents instead of the original then..... ;DSo 300 Santa's times 50 states now equals 15,000 Santa's Nationwide. So divide that by number meters need to travel is 354,167 meters for each Santa. So no more time zones though which means each Santa still has 10 hours to deliver all these presents to whatever neighbor hood they are assigned to. Which is 36,000 seconds. 354,167 divided by 36,000 is 9.8379722 Meters per second. Take that and divide by meters which is 0.0000277 or 28 seconds to get to the house deliver the presents, eat the cookies and drink the milk...... He doesn't need to break in if the Parents are the extra helpers in this equation. They just open the door and let Santa do his thing.Each Santa has about 28 seconds to do everything at a single house.I did it.... Santa can exsist!!!! 😀Anyone care to disapprove go ahead the math is all there.

I would LOVE to disapprove!!Okay,well,I state my part of the case by saying this:"a bunch of idiotic guys with wigs thinking their doing the world a favour and all that but their just filling kids with stupidity.I know cus one of my uncles friends took part in a parade dressed up as santa(in one of the USA states all righ).(he was skinny so he nearly got fired,lol)"Also,the mall santas and all are just also people dressed up as Santa.And,now for a bit of science on my part to give it an ending:"Suppose,you were right,and one day for us was like a few months for him,that would mean he would have to be in another dimension.And,to cross the dimensional boundaries,he would HAVE to already be at a SUPER FAST speed."and besides,suppose I were to go and give a restraining order on "Santa" they would all laugh like crazy on me.(all = everyone in the world)

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Making heavy snow gain up,making people play outside,Oh much fun it is to play outside on a very snowy day!Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Oh much fun it is to ride down snowy rails until you have an accident!

doesn't rhyme much!!

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I saw it.It was cool.

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Hold a fake robbery…..And also,if you were to bring in a bunch of snakes and let them loose in the shop.And tell a BIG bunch of cat lovers that ALL cat toys are FREE and then arrange for a dog convention outside the entrance.Also,put a monkey in the shop and place a bunch of hidden bananas all over the shop!!and then you could also,call the police and say that they are selling drugs.PS:ALL OF THIS MUST BE DONE AT ONCE!!

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I WOULD RECORD IT SEND A VIDEO TAPING TOO MY WORST ENEMIES!!IF YOU WOULD HEAR DRAGONOID SAYING " I WILL EAT YOU UP,WHAT WOULD YOU DO??"

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Jack,the shouting mad man,had a very loud voiceall the other people,used to laugh and call him names,(like blow horn)they never let poor Jackenter any gamesThen one crazy christmas day,the army came to say:Jack,with your voice so big,will you scare away the mad horde of mutant pigs??All the people shouted with glee:"YIPEE"

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Carrying TNT(dynamite) and threathining to light a match!

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SING MICHEAL JACKSON'S BEAT IT SONG!!MY TURN!!IF THERE WAS A RUSSIAN PIG THAT WAS LAYING CHICKEN EGGS IN FRONT OF YOU(AND THE CHICKENS WERE HATCHING AFTER TEN SECONDS) WHAT WOULD YOU DO??

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Telling everyone you have H1Ni(Swine Flu)

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elves are factory workers in china(most things come from there :D)reindeer eat beans to have flight

WOW,not you too.........and do you mean the beans work in a special,way,that way is something nay normal human does!!!

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Your words don't affect me :'(Hey my advice to you is not to be so negitive about this. I never said I belived in Santa which I know is not true considering I never get anything for Santaday. All I'm trying to do is to prove the EXISTANCE of Santa meaning that it is possible for a Santa to exists. I thought this would be a good topic considering Santa day was in 3 days and people would you know enjoy it, but this is just the late night people. Imma have to wait when people are actually on. If you've seen what I have done the math is about right I just need to finish everything else which you can't comprehend, so don't be hatting.

Ahem,im confused,your trying to prove santa is real,but don't believe it yourself??Wow,I guess you never heard the proverb;Practice what you preach.Thats like being vegetarian and giving a lecture on why meat should be eaten!!

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IT FARTS NEW AXE DARK TEMPTATION(THE CHOCOLATE FLAVOURED PERFUME)MY TURN...WHAT HAPPENS IF CHOPSTICKS WERE USED TO FIX AIR CONDITIONERS??

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Awww…too bad you don't know the naswer,if anybodyknows,please tell me!!

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nope it's not. it's just a link that when you click it, it takes you to your profile. so if i click it, it takes me to my profile. same with esk's sig.

*sighs a deep sigh of relief* Just asking,what were to happen if a non registered user were to click it?

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