7:00 PM at BJ’s house.SN: Come on! I want answers!DD pulls out his video camera…SN: DD…put down…the camera…DD: Aw! Come on! Youtube is great for this!SN: *GROWLS*DD: D’:SN: So BJ, how did you get addicted to meth anyway?BJ: Ernie sent me some along with some New Vestroia traps! Hey did you know that Piercia-SN: Of course, that makes sense. Ernie must have had some meth to make YOU in charge.BJ: HEY. I’ll just let you know, SN, that I am a good Admin!DD: No you’re not.BJ: DD-I swear-I’ll-SN: You’re not, BJ…DD: OK, well I guess since he was on meth, we can’t blame him for deleting the site. I mean it does get you high and make you want to do that stuff.SN: True. But we still gotta get REVENGE!!!111!!!oneone!!!1 *Hands DD a bat**SN and DD beat BJ with the two bats. BJ’s roommate, SJ, comes in a calls the cops.SN: NO. RUN RUN RUN GO GO.SN and DD run to the taxi…DD: FLOOR IT MAN FLOOR EEEEETTT.After 2 miles of driving 90 mph, DD looks behind him and about 5 cop cars are chasing them.SN: DD THIS WAS THE WORST IDEA YOU’VE EVER HAD.DD: Hey! It was your idea to beat him up!SN: BE QUIET B4 I…Oh that’s right, I’m not an Admin and BB is gone…Taxi Driver pulls over…SN AND DD: O MY GOD YOU F-IN N00B.Cop: GET OWT WITH YA HANDS UP~SN and DD are taken to Columbus Jail, gave their mugshots, and put in their cells.After 3 hours of crying for their mothers, Ernie, by surprise shows up and bails SN and DD out of jail for physical abuse.Ernie is in the car with DD and SN…Ernie: $3,000 fine. Wow. You did THAT just because of anger towards the deletion of a site? You two should be ashamed of yourselves!DD: Yeah, yeah, we get it, Ernie.SN: You’re a life saver, and an asshole at the same time, Ernie. You made that stupid meth-addict in control of our site!DD: And YOU were the one who got BJ on meth!*Stops car**Ernie turns around, facing the backseat pointing a gun.Ernie: YOU LITTLE BRATS ARE DEAD…~To be continued…
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