Ok would you rather run along the side of a burning building or lick a soldiers boots? Notes: There are no firefighters and the soldires just went to war and there is blood, dirt, and unmentionables on it. *You are licking the bottom of the boot*
:O superpowers,ii went to the optitions , and have SUPERvision sed the man, 21/20 and im like a demigod, look good in blue, hold my breath for 4 minutes, Son Of Posideon!
53) Walk over to the plant section. Make sure that a chasiers is looking.Take a piss on the biggest plant you see. Say “Me iz watering the plants so they dont die!” then run away to the toy section and look at bakugan 54) simpoly say your such a f**** moron @$$! to the manager55)take a sharpie and write on a cashier pay counter make it say "i am a noob!" 56)Take a dump on a laptop 57)Grab a nerf gun and walk up to the electronics cashier and say "Shut the #### up! Im a little had gun on a shelf! If you keep crap talking ill shoot myself!" while pointing the nerf gun at his/her forhead (awesome) I hope you find these funny! (awesome)