[brawl4lifeMember]

Your Mama so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

[AdminKeymaster]

Yo Mamma so stupid she sat on the T.V. watching the couch!

Its: Yo Momma so dumb she sat on the t.v AND WATCHED THE COUCH.

[MapingMember]

your mom so dumb that when she went to mcdonalds to eat some fries but couldnt get the ketchup bag open so she went to the store to buy scissors only to find out she was a buck short so she went back to her house to tell your dad she needed a buck to buy scissors to open the ketchup package to enjoy her FRIES BECAUSE SHES DUMB!

Fail, these jokes have to be short, or they FAIL.

[omegadragonoidMember]

Lolfail Tdawg……..you copied me…..

[AdminKeymaster]

yo mamma like a big mac, filled with all that fat and only worth a buck

[AdminKeymaster]

yo mamma so fat that when she weighed herself the scale said : “one at a time please”yo mamma so fat that when God said let there be light she had to move

[AdminKeymaster]

Yo Mamma so fat she started singing her own version of michael jacksons bad called “im ****ing fat!”Yo Mamma so constipated she sat on a dumpster and filled it in two secondsOnce again i am drunk

[Darkus AddictMember]

Yo momma so fat a tank bumped into her and bounced off 100000000000 light years away.

[SableraMember]

Yo mamma smells so bad speed stick slows down and stopsYo mamma's so dumb that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

[DarkusWolfMember]

Yo mamma smells so bad speed stick slows down and stopsYo mamma's so dumb that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Thats the third or fourth time its posted.Anyways,Yo Mamma so dumb,she ate the wrapper and threw away the chocolate.Yo Mamma so Stupid,she went to the Aquarium and started looking at the small areas of wall and clapping "Yay,look at such a beautifull wall."

[MapingMember]

Yeah, I'm reviving a old thread, what ever.Yo momma so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.Yo momma so stupid, when the doctors told her that she was 3 quarters Japanese, she went home, grabbed an American Quarter and said,"I'm now American!"Yo momma so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over lake Michigian!Yo mama so stupid, she was walking down the street with her two freinds. One friend looks down and says, "Look, a dead bird." Yo mama then looks up and says, "Where?"Yo momma so stupid,she was in a test and treid to copy off the 2nd dumbest person in the world (1st dumbest person was her).Yo momma so fat, when she went to the party, people shouted "Koolaid!!!"Yo momma so ugly, people dress as her for Haloween.Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!Yo momma so stupid, when the doctor told her that her genes were giving her cancer, she ran outside and took off her jeans!Yo momma so stupid, she thinks that a quarterback is a refund!Yo momma so fat, they have to grease the tub to get her out!Yo momma so fat, when she went to dry clean her underwear, they said,"We don't clean parachutes."Yo momma so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satelite.Yo momma so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, she said,"Oops, I'm in the kitty pool!"

[Pyruslord444Member]

yo mams so stupid she tried to [ut M&M's in alphabetical order.yo mamas so fat she uses a paint brush to put on lipsickyo mamas so stupid insted of sitting on the couch watching TV she sat on the tv and wathced the couch!yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a time meter,and waited for a gumball to come outFOUR FOLD. BEAT THAT

[MapingMember]

yo mams so stupid she tried to Put M&M's in alphabetical order.yo mamas so fat she uses a paint brush to put on lipsickyo mamas so stupid insted of sitting on the couch watching TV she sat on the tv and wathced the couch!yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a time meter,and waited for a gumball to come outFOUR FOLD. BEAT THAT

Those have been said at least once, look through the topic and make sure nobody has already posted it.

Yo momma so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.Yo momma so stupid, when the doctors told her that she was 3 quarters Japanese, she went home, grabbed an American Quarter and said,"I'm now American!"Yo momma so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over lake Michigian!Yo mama so stupid, she was walking down the street with her two freinds. One friend looks down and says, "Look, a dead bird." Yo mama then looks up and says, "Where?"Yo momma so stupid,she was in a test and treid to copy off the 2nd dumbest person in the world (1st dumbest person was her).Yo momma so fat, when she went to the party, people shouted "Koolaid!!!"Yo momma so ugly, people dress as her for Haloween.Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!Yo momma so stupid, when the doctor told her that her genes were giving her cancer, she ran outside and took off her jeans!Yo momma so stupid, she thinks that a quarterback is a refund!Yo momma so fat, they have to grease the tub to get her out!Yo momma so fat, when she went to dry clean her underwear, they said,"We don't clean parachutes."Yo momma so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satelite.Yo momma so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, she said,"Oops, I'm in the kitty pool!"

Umm, this is a FOURTEEN FOLD, I did beat it.

[Pyruslord444Member]

yo mams so stupid she tried to Put M&M's in alphabetical order.yo mamas so fat she uses a paint brush to put on lipsickyo mamas so stupid insted of sitting on the couch watching TV she sat on the tv and wathced the couch!yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a time meter,and waited for a gumball to come outFOUR FOLD. BEAT THAT

Those have been said at least once, look through the topic and make sure nobody has already posted it.

Yo momma so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.Yo momma so stupid, when the doctors told her that she was 3 quarters Japanese, she went home, grabbed an American Quarter and said,"I'm now American!"Yo momma so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over lake Michigian!Yo mama so stupid, she was walking down the street with her two freinds. One friend looks down and says, "Look, a dead bird." Yo mama then looks up and says, "Where?"Yo momma so stupid,she was in a test and treid to copy off the 2nd dumbest person in the world (1st dumbest person was her).Yo momma so fat, when she went to the party, people shouted "Koolaid!!!"Yo momma so ugly, people dress as her for Haloween.Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!Yo momma so stupid, when the doctor told her that her genes were giving her cancer, she ran outside and took off her jeans!Yo momma so stupid, she thinks that a quarterback is a refund!Yo momma so fat, they have to grease the tub to get her out!Yo momma so fat, when she went to dry clean her underwear, they said,"We don't clean parachutes."Yo momma so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satelite.Yo momma so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, she said,"Oops, I'm in the kitty pool!"

Umm, this is a FOURTEEN FOLD, I did beat it.

😮 awesomeness.( and sry. i am just a little tired today)

[AdminKeymaster]

Yo Mamma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missedYo Mamma is so fat the doctor tok her wait and he said "please, not your phone number"

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