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January 29, 2010 at 11:30 pm #365255

Timess
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Wouldn't that be stupid timess? XDYo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

No it's fatYo momma is so stupid she bought a puzzle, and returned it claiming that it was broken.

January 29, 2010 at 11:31 pm #365256

eclipse116
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Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

January 29, 2010 at 11:38 pm #365259

clonetos
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oh yeah ALL YOUR MAMAS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE ED LOOK SMART! (ed edd eddy ed just so ya know)

January 29, 2010 at 11:44 pm #365264

Kiohl
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Yo mamma fight time...I'll start: Yo mamma so ugly, she enterned an ugly contest and the judges said: "Sorry! NO PROFESIONALS"

Thats the one I use all the time. Heres another.Yo mamma so stupid, she put make-up on her head just to make up her mind.

January 30, 2010 at 12:07 am #365282

noob
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yo mamas so fat that when she jumped up she got stuck in the air.

January 30, 2010 at 12:10 am #365288

eclipse116
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Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

January 30, 2010 at 12:11 am #365289

Kiohl
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Yo mamma so fat, when she looks down she can't see her toes!

January 30, 2010 at 12:11 am #365290

eclipse116
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Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell! ^lmfao 😀

January 30, 2010 at 12:34 am #365308

Swave
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Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell! ^lmfao 😀

inb4 lyao to death

January 30, 2010 at 12:45 am #365314

Kiohl
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Yo mamma so funky, she asked to live with skunks and they declined her.

January 30, 2010 at 12:48 am #365315

Swave
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Yo Mamma so ugly, see turned Medusa to stone

January 30, 2010 at 12:49 am #365316

eclipse116
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Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

January 30, 2010 at 12:50 am #365317

Swave
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Yo Mamma so fat, they thought she wuz backing up!

January 30, 2010 at 12:51 am #365318

eclipse116
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Yo Mamma so fat fat, they thought she wuz backing up!

WTF? lol

January 30, 2010 at 12:52 am #365319

Swave
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Yo Mamma so fat fat, they thought she wuz backing up!
WTF? lol

It's the first You Mamma joke I ever heard, think truck
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