[AdminKeymaster]

Yo mamma fight time…I'll start: Yo mamma so ugly, she enterned an ugly contest and the judges said: "Sorry! NO PROFESIONALS"

[GoldcometMember]

i hash 2YO MAMMA SO FAT THE ONLY LETTERS SHE KNOWS IS K-F-CYO MAMMA SO FAT THAT WALES BEGAN TO SING 'WE ARE FAMILY!!

[TimessMember]

Your mom is so poor, when you asked if you could get an X-Box360, she took a box wrote an X on it, spun it and said “There's your X-Box360”

[clonetosMember]

yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning

[sooners1223Member]

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

[eclipse116Member]

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!

[MapingMember]

Yo momma's so fat, I ran out of gas driving around her.Yo momma's so fat, there is an entire continent hidden in her folds.Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and said, "look son, we have Pay Per View."

[eclipse116Member]

Maping, it's yo momma.Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

[TimessMember]

Your mother is so stupid , she got traped in a Grocery Store and starved

[eclipse116Member]

Yo momma so poor when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said “Spagetti.”

[TimessMember]

Yo momma is so poor, people break into her house and leave money.

[MapingMember]

Yo momma's so unclean, she has her own personal quarintine zone.

[eclipse116Member]

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!” Why not just say dirty maping? XD

[TimessMember]

^lolYo Momma is so fat, she triped over a cordless phone.

[eclipse116Member]

Wouldn't that be stupid timess? XDYo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

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