Would you rather jump out of plane naked with only a parachute, or forcefully cut off one of your toes every time you eat ANYTHING sweet......Is this one better?
Number 1 obviously, you never said there were any other people on the plane, or that there was a populated area below. I could tear up the parachute and use part of it clothing until I could get to my house/a clothing store, so number 1 isn't that bad lol.
Crazy person........All the dangling, AHHHHHH, bad mental image, I am now emotionally scarred thanks to myself and the internet!!!
EEEWWW... Thanks a lot NP... *reaches through computer screen and punches NP*