WWYDI...1) A fat woman kicked you where it hurts?-This has happened2) A fat woman sat on you?-This has happened too3) A monkey peed on you?-Curse more than i ever have have, get it off, plot my revenge4) A monkey farted on you? (Can monkeys fart?)-Run before it stinks and laugh
Really?
Moar long stories, the first actually happened more than once...
Can you PM me the long stories, they are probablly very funny.@Clonetos,1)I'd fart in terror (I sometimes fart when I'm scared)2)Does not make sense, I'd pick...IDK3)Huh?EDIT: 3) Same as 1