WWYDI...1) A fat woman kicked you where it hurts?-This has happened2) A fat woman sat on you?-This has happened too3) A monkey peed on you?-Curse more than i ever have have, get it off, plot my revenge4) A monkey farted on you? (Can monkeys fart?)-Run before it stinks and laugh
Really?
Moar long stories, the first actually happened more than once...