I was actually always a teleporter, from the future sent to kill you, and I knew you wouldnt die, so I teleport behind you before you nuke me, and then steal your KFC and eat some with my ice creams. THEN, I teleport you into Antartica where you now live in a advanced secret penguin society.
NP teleports from the future, rescuing maping, giving him a banana, then NP traps him in a cage, and slowly and painfully tortures him in the future….. >:D
But then another Maping (yes, I'm talking in third person) comes from 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years in the future and rescues the Maping NP is torturing and tortures NP in the dinosaur age.