[omegadragonoidMember]

be random here ;D

[AdminKeymaster]

Kazoos fly during my nap times on thursdays, only when I eat pickles while punching a disabled dog, that occasionaly might be a robot, unless I sing about babies!!!

[omegadragonoidMember]

lolwut-9000 internets lol jk

[mikael26288Member]

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;The Admission is free, so pay at the door,Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.One fine day in the middle of the night,Two dead boys got up to fight;Back to back they faced each other,Drew their swords and shot each other.A blind man came to watch fair play,A mute man came to shout "Horray!"A deaf policeman heard the noise andCame to stop those two dead boys.He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,In a two-story house on a vacant lot;A man with no legs came walking by,and kicked the lawman in his thigh.He crashed through a wall without making a sound,into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;The long black hearse came to cart him away,But he ran for his life and is still gone today.I watched from the corner of the big round table,The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;But if you doubt my lies are true,Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

[omegadragonoidMember]

lol

[SwaveMember]

One time I heard a little kid say he wanted to flush a baby down a toilet to make it throw up…

[AdminKeymaster]

lol.

[omegadragonoidMember]

holy crap, dat would kill teh baby

[SwaveMember]

also the same kid said he wanted a blahblahblahblahbluhblah, and he said that was an italian women…

[AdminKeymaster]

lol. That is laugh if you think about it. 😀 Even though this is random, why did you post killing a baby for crist sak?! >:(

[SeikiMember]

ok well my friend said she DID flush her baby down the toilet, 7 times. (true story)now then i hopped in my space ship and flew to Lego City, to hang with my friends and fight off the bad guys, in the end my girlfriend died and me and my twin sister cried, but at least the villians were dead, and hope for a bright future was on the horizon.

[AdminKeymaster]

MY FRIEND PUKED OUT OF HIS NOSE! (TRUE STORY) Seriously, it is true

[GoldcometMember]

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[AdminKeymaster]

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

[SwaveMember]

MY FRIEND PUKED OUT OF HIS NOSE! (TRUE STORY) Seriously, it is true

I have sneezed lemonade before

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