[Little_ChimeraMember]

Post them! I know you have those awkward conversations where you have no idea what your parents are trying to say! :3 Just yesterday my mum asked me out of the blue "do you have your porn categorized?"! Of course I would post the rest of the conversation if it wasn't so vulgar. I could possible PM it? It's quite short. XD

[sooners1223Member]

Post it.

[Little_ChimeraMember]

-Censored- Do note that it was posted. Shame on you for not clicking my threads faster.

[sooners1223Member]

Your mom ENFORCES porn?

[Lucario_xMember]

Oh my god. I lol'd.The most my mom's asked me was "Hey, what folder is the stash?"I was like "In one of my ten USB sticks""Kay"Sad part is I've got 4 years to go until I can legally possess porn. Worst part is that she doesn't care.Hm... others...When I went to the bakugan tour thing, my dad joked "Jord, you've got some balls going there."

[Little_ChimeraMember]

She does. It's better to know about these things then be in the dark I guess.Lux, I lmao @ the balls part.

Another convo with me mum.Mom-Pikachu is the best!Me-Pfffft! Deoxys says hi!mom- Detox?Me- Deoxys.mom- deoxyribose?Me- ... Huh?Fast forward now..Me- Mom! Want to watch "are-see-us" and the jewel of life with me?mom- Isn't it "are-key-us"? me- No, no. it's "are-see-us"mom- Cooking dinner for a week of my choice says it's "are-key-us"me- Ha! Deal!... Commercial comes onMe- Take backs!mom- No take backs.me- Revenge will come on swift wings.mom- You are no pharaoh, now go make me some dinner.I'm not really asking for whole conversations. I tend to write some of these down due to boredom. It could be something your parents said years ago or not even ten minutes ago! Whichever!

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