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(Project) Not something that actually happened to me.My first day back at school was same old same old. I went to class read my books and left everything in place. But I didn’t see Dave that was a good sign. The moron probably got suspended! Ha served him right! He’ill never tango with me again. There was only five minutes left until the bell rung. “ All right class its time to prepare to go home! Leave nothing in here unless you want to see it trashed!” the teacher said. Brrriiiinnnggg!!!! The bell reng it was like stampede of bulld in the hallway. I almost got trampled in the rush but I manages to get outside and nget a ways down the street. “ Grandpa that street?” he pointed. “ Yep, that’s the one, now buddy do you remember what you learned about in school today?” I asked. “ yes gangs, there mean and you should never join them.” He explained. “ Well grandpa made a mistake next ok me boyo, and try not to be too sad ok?” I told him. “ Ok ill try” he replied. “ Ok I was walking down the street all by myself, when I saw this big black car with Black windows. The guy in the front seat got out and said “Hows

[YoshipatrolMember]

10/10 on the lie scale

[Haos-EmilyMember]

10/10 on the lie scale

I agree with Yoshi,I mean,Something like that has happened to me, but I didnt have a gun and shoot someone, and didn't have people running after me....Also, It aint make sense, Some random person is calling you 'grandpa' and we don't know who it is or why he is calling you that =/

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I dont even get what he's saying.First of all, the sentence "Grandpa that street" in the first paragraph. How do you grandpa a street (or anything for that matter)?Second, why would someone be stupid enough to give you a loaded gun?I smell a huge lie, I think we have a new SW.

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I couldn't even read whatever that jumble of lies was…

[ObitoMember]

yeah wtf… i stopped halfway through cause it didn't make any sense and it was what yosh said.i'll give you a real story. one day on the bus, me and this girl from my class were on da bus.. we went to the front because it was full were we usually sit. and there was a drunk man that was talking to us.. well over 20 years old.. pretending he went to school, and was cursing and all. so the girl found an open seat somewhere else, and left me.. ='( JK lol. so i minded my own business when he asked me to hold his beer. so i did.. while he tied his shoes, and someone on the bus thought that he was giving it to me to drink so they called the police.. when the bus was at his stop, the cops were waiting there, and they cuffed him up right before my eyes. yeah not that great, at least it not a lie =P

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Can anyone even attempt to explain this part?Grandpa grandpa!” Bobby interrupted. “ What is it Bobby?” I asked annoyed. “Guns are bad! Why did you touch it?” he asked worried. “ Well Bobby remember I was mean then and I didn’t think.Who's bobby? And even, who's grandpa? I mean I assumed that the smokey guy was bobby's grandpa but this doesn't make any sense at all seeing as our narrarator answered in place of grandpa... ugh...

[ObitoMember]

lol don't try to make sense of it.

[AdminKeymaster]

That apparently means Tdawg not only has kids (even though he's, like, 11), but HIS kids have kids (which we all know is impossible).

[ObitoMember]

HES A GIGOLO!

[YoshipatrolMember]

That apparently means Tdawg not only has kids (even though he's, like, 11), but HIS kids have kids (which we all know is impossible).

The first one didn't even make sense, the second one is just: 0_o

[AdminKeymaster]

Lol one part is missing. When i typed it in i copyed it, thi is a project i had to do NOT SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME!!!! I know some things wont make since its just a rough drft. This is not the begining of the story but the middle. The begining shows BOBBY is Joe (AKA Brad) grandson. Now I will add that this never happened to methat it is purely fictional and for a project.

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