[GoldcometMember]

In english we heard a story:there was a man with 2 mango trees and he started to cry because he didnt know which was best. A woman saw him crying and said "wots rong" the man told her and she said the tree on the left is best. the man cried again cause he didnt know which to eat first. the mangoes then fell of the treesso anyways the teacher said describe the manii put my hand up"yes Neil" he said"He is a sad maan a very sad man" I told him"do you mean upset or patheetic" he asked"both" I shoutedIn CDT we were doin work about wood and the teacher said what does MDF stand for someone said Massive dreamy fish and I shouted out My Disgusting Feet and then My dead feet and the teacher was Like LOL. Finally a teacher who gets humor

[DarkusSerpenoid354Member]

LOL, in science class today, somebody wrote “I lost the game” on a piece of paper and put it under the document camera, so everyone in the class could see it, and would lose.

[BakuManMember]

i'm homeschooled, so i cam't get any lulz anywhere. now i iz sad.

[Link7303Member]

ok so one day were talkin in class and everyone gets quiet, then sme kid's just like ''meow'' it was funnyanother time were on the bus and everyone gets quiet and this girl's like ''whyd everyone stop 5alkin''i totally wana do that except be likeCATERPIECATERPIEYEAH

[pyrus98Member]

A kid in my science class ran around the room and went PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoldcometMember]

we were doing Drama and this kid didnt know how to write a play script and the teacher says: in brackets put the emotions of the character at that timeThen he said: how would yo feel if Jaws would come up to you. and the kid Shouted: IS JAWS GAY!

[clonetosMember]

ok ok this happened in 10th grade ok now im not being rude but i kinda passed gas and i wound up making the whole class gag that was until the teacher said “you have permission to open my windows” and every kid RAN to the windows gasping for air as i (in my seat) tried to not laugh true story

[Link7303Member]

Ok, so yesterday we were in class and we were acting out what you're NOT supposed to do. First, this kid told the teacher to pretend to teach and he just yelled across da room, ” JOHN!JOHN!PSSST!JOHN!” Then, we all make siren sounds and this kid liek panics and runs out the room screaming.

[MapingMember]

I have some: One time I wasn't paying attention and the teacher asked what 8 sqaured is and I said “two sqaures on top of each other.”Another time Vannesa (girl I know) said "I love Peanu Butta" in a weird voice and everybody laughed.

[Silent NagaMember]

Lulz means MEMES. Not just regular jokes… >->

[Haos-EmilyMember]

In science, me and my friend started shoutingI LIKE TURTLESI LIKE TURTLESand then everybody started shouting it and we was like LOL

[zack7521Member]

So you know Diary of a Wimpy kid? Me and 2 friends put the Cheese touch in our school a few years ago, then next year everyone was arguing about it and who started it and im like O_o. This year one of my friends tryied starting it and i said WTF outload. No1 heard me though 😉 So now one person who is Lactose and Tolerent get's the cheese touch in PE so then he's like I GOT TEH CHEZ TOUCH adn farts REALLY loudly lol

[noobMember]

Social studies:me: are you as smart as cirno if so whats 2+2. 4 or 9? friend : 9 me correct!

[Silent NagaMember]

So you know Diary of a Wimpy kid? Me and 2 friends put the Cheese touch in our school a few years ago, then next year everyone was arguing about it and who started it and im like O_o. This year one of my friends tryied starting it and i said WTF outload. No1 heard me though 😉 So now one person who is Lactose and Tolerent get's the cheese touch in PE so then he's like I GOT TEH CHEZ TOUCH adn farts REALLY loudly lol

Lulz means MEMES. Not just regular jokes... >->

[Sub-Terra DudeMember]

lol, SN.Meh, I've got a few, but no one ever gets them when I say most of them. In PE we were playing volleyball, but just counting the amount of hits we get and we got 9 once, so after that, I said we got 9 every other time. Umm, I used "Over 9000" too many times to count, and usually the YTPers at my school get those. Hmm, what else... Oh yeah, I say "WHISTLES GO WOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" a lot, which no one gets, but still find it funny. I use "Boom goes the Dynamite" when the teacher tells someone that they got an answer wrong, but most people only get that because of Family Guy. And I'll keep thinking...

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