[DarkusWolfMember]

Okay, so if you've been following along with this topic I just disprove Santa as no one can travel to 0.002 to lightspeed. If Santa is Saint Nick, then there is more then one Santa. . . . . . Are you thinking what I'm thinking? That's right clones. Duh, how did I not think of this. there in the mall every single winter. There helping out charities by ringing bells. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.So there's got to be shifts and all. Um I estimate about, 300 Santa Clones in every State. If all those Santa clones can deliver the presents instead of the original then..... ;DSo 300 Santa's times 50 states now equals 15,000 Santa's Nationwide. So divide that by number meters need to travel is 354,167 meters for each Santa. So no more time zones though which means each Santa still has 10 hours to deliver all these presents to whatever neighbor hood they are assigned to. Which is 36,000 seconds. 354,167 divided by 36,000 is 9.8379722 Meters per second. Take that and divide by meters which is 0.0000277 or 28 seconds to get to the house deliver the presents, eat the cookies and drink the milk...... He doesn't need to break in if the Parents are the extra helpers in this equation. They just open the door and let Santa do his thing.Each Santa has about 28 seconds to do everything at a single house.I did it.... Santa can exsist!!!! 😀Anyone care to disapprove go ahead the math is all there.

I would LOVE to disapprove!!Okay,well,I state my part of the case by saying this:"a bunch of idiotic guys with wigs thinking their doing the world a favour and all that but their just filling kids with stupidity.I know cus one of my uncles friends took part in a parade dressed up as santa(in one of the USA states all righ).(he was skinny so he nearly got fired,lol)"Also,the mall santas and all are just also people dressed up as Santa.And,now for a bit of science on my part to give it an ending:"Suppose,you were right,and one day for us was like a few months for him,that would mean he would have to be in another dimension.And,to cross the dimensional boundaries,he would HAVE to already be at a SUPER FAST speed."and besides,suppose I were to go and give a restraining order on "Santa" they would all laugh like crazy on me.(all = everyone in the world)

[DarkusSerpenoid354Member]

Okay, that theory disproved… Anyways, you have probably heard of the Concord, right? Its a commercial jet that could travel at the speed of sound, I think. Well, travelling from… well, I forget where, but flying by Concord from X to Y, you would arrive 2 hours before you left (maybe London to NY?). So, if Santa could go that fast, he could take care of buisiness in New York, then fly over to the Mountain and Pacific areas and actually get there before he left. After that, he would have more than enough time to take care of the Central area. Just trying to help

[DarkusWolfMember]

Okay, that theory disproved... Anyways, you have probably heard of the Concord, right? Its a commercial jet that could travel at the speed of sound, I think. Well, travelling from... well, I forget where, but flying by Concord from X to Y, you would arrive 2 hours before you left (maybe London to NY?). So, if Santa could go that fast, he could take care of buisiness in New York, then fly over to the Mountain and Pacific areas and actually get there before he left. After that, he would have more than enough time to take care of the Central area. Just trying to help

[DarkusSerpenoid354Member]

Okay, that theory disproved... Anyways, you have probably heard of the Concord, right? Its a commercial jet that could travel at the speed of sound, I think. Well, travelling from... well, I forget where, but flying by Concord from X to Y, you would arrive 2 hours before you left (maybe London to NY?). So, if Santa could go that fast, he could take care of buisiness in New York, then fly over to the Mountain and Pacific areas and actually get there before he left. After that, he would have more than enough time to take care of the Central area. Just trying to help

[JaronMember]

*FacepalmYou did not prove me wrong. First of all, did I say all these mall Santas are real? No. 2nd of all, why would he have to be in an alt. universe to have time feel different to him and all?

and besides,suppose I were to go and give a restraining order on "Santa" they would all laugh like crazy on me.(all = everyone in the world)

They would laugh at you, but that means he isn't real? Now, for your other post:Ahhmyes,another stupid theory to disprove,well...*cracks knucles*Lemme start by saying,"to get a concorde,you have to be so rich,that you can buy half a COUNTRY.And one as big as Sri Lanka that too.Infact,Sri Lanka times 5!!Maybe little less,ut you get the point."Now,First off,flying in a Concord would take YEARS(and I mean YEARS) of training.And once this is done(by santa) it would be noticable if he just vanished(giving out presents to the world).......and besides,how could he deliver the packages BEFORE he learns how to fly the Concord.Yup,thats another theory PROVEN WRONG.WAIT, WAIT, NO. Do NOT go around saying you proved theories wrong unless you actually backed it up. All you said right here is that it will make it harder for Santa to get a concord or whatever. Plus, he was just using a concord as an example. And isn't Santa supposed to be magical and all?And I forgot to mention,the PARENTS LETTING SANTA OPEN!!WHAT IF WE WERE TO LOCK THEM IN THEIR ROOMS!!ALL THE PARENTS DO IS DRINK THE MILK,EAT THE COOKIES,LEAVE A BUNCH OF PRESENTS,GO TO BED,WAKE UP SLIGHTLY DROWSY,AND WHEN YOU AKS,GIVE AN EXCUSE LIKE: "Oh,I was just so excited I couldn't sleep properly"All the parents? Darkuswolf, all you are using in your "theories" is/are skepticism, assumption, and a limited imagination. I'm sorry.

[tdogMember]

Wow, interesting Timess.Very far-fetched, but it could be possible.As for everybody dissing Timess and people CONTRIBUTING to the thread, STFU AND GTFO. If they want to do this, they can.No need to dis them because they want to.That was just pathetic what happened earlier.

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