Hello guys. The tale you may read below has been rated 13+ for bad content, teen content. Seriously.HALLOWEVAL: AN EPIC TALE OF HORROR, DEATH, AND CANDYJason wus a 10 yaer old kid who was graet brawler but most of all a greet TRICK OR TREATER! he oly got one rock in his lifetimne and is so guud at trick or treating that he got donuts and ice cream and cake and other cool stuff in his tick or teat bag. this year howver would be strange.Jason wus at his house about 2 leav with his firends. this year he was dresed as CAPE MAN. "Bye kids" said mom and dad to teh kids and then the kids left. the kids were gone and then mom said to dad "Looks like we are alone" and did naugty eyebrow movement. both of them jumped on bed...Jason wus with his firends were walking around but there were some guise up to no good, started causing trouble in the neborhood but police stopped them. Jason and his fierends kept on walkin through the neborhood and went to houses andd said TRICK OR TREAT and got candy. Jason wus still with his firneds and saw another trick or treater. "HI" said Jason and the other trick or treater said "HI IM TIMMY WANNA BRAWL" and Jason said "YES" so they did.Jason: GC SET!Timmy: GC SET!Jason: DRAGONOID GO!Timmy: SIEGE GO!Jason: GC OPEN! DRAGONOID HAS 2424524 GS SIEGE HAS 1 GJASON WINSTimmy said "good brawl" and Jason said "good brawl see you sometime soon" and they walked. Timmy wnet and knocked on a house door. he said TRICK OR TREAT and the person at the door said "treat" but then Timmy said "TOO BAD, TRICK!" then he pulled down his pants and flashed the person. "AHHH" said the person and the person died. Jason wus walkin with his firends and said he was going home to drop off his new candy and come back. so he did. Jason wakled into the house and heared strange noises in his mom and dad room so he went in there. "Why didn't you lock the door, you idiot!" yelled mom and dad.Jason went in room and he saw his mom and dad under the sheets NAKED. so he said "OH NO WHAT IS MOM AND DAD DOING?!?!" and mom and dad were shocked. so dad said "Jason... heheh... we will explain but first go give that trick or treater at the door some candy" so Jason did that. While walking to the door he saw news on tv about a boy named Timmy killing peopel biy flashing them. so he was disapoint."TRICK OR TREAT" said Timmy when Jason opened the door. "HEY ITS TIMMY!" said Jason and Timmy said "YUP. SO, TRICK OR TREAT"? and Jason said "TREAT" and Timmy said "TOO BAD TRICK!" he puled his pants down to flash him but since Jason knew teh ambush he used his hand to cover up the flash and tehn kicked Timmy in his bals. "AHHHH" said Timmy."NOOO!" said Timmy cuase his palns were foiled. Timmy then siad "U HAVE NOT SOTPED ME" and he summoed some ugly flying monsteres. Timmy then said "SAY HELLO TO MY FLYING VAMPIRE ZOMBIES FROM OUTER SPACE THAT FLASH PEOPLE!"teh vampire thingys kept on killing people by flashing them but Jason became immune to teh flashes so he killed them and then got police to areest Timmy. "NOOO!" said Timmy then he went in cop car to jail.Jason went back in the huose and his mom and dad told them what they were doin. Mom was stil mad at dad for not locking door so she went to e-divorce dot com and divored dad. then mom married Jason and did the thing with him that she did with dad.TEH END?
So I just edited my story to add that in
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