Mean while…In a far away land, highly-developed…BUNNIES. Drove into battle against the nothing-interesting carrots. Simply because the carot population was dropping due to bunny meals…but what could they do…THEY WERE CARROTS FOR GOD SAKE.then…
no other than OVER 9000 tree men were at there sides, there branches ready, THE BATTLE COMMENCED (while L went bang and Light ate a potato chip (complete with sparkle sparkle))
Then Misa yelled hooray hooray and the tre people were pee'd on and killed by the yogurt eating hounds, while Near and Mello ate the pudding men. All the while Ryuke and Rem laughed away.
Meanwhile, obama came back to life as a brain sucking zombie and started to ruin the economy, so jack the ripper pope, came back and stabbed obama in the face 9001 times.
But because of Jack the Ripper being a Skeleton zombie, his dust particles reformed into his orignal living body. The world then discovered his real name was Nigel Davidson and Nigel then ran off to live in exile and to escape teh coppahs.