Once there was a house made of soda cans And in the cans lived microscophical soda cells wich would soon grow into FAT singing rabbits who eat bakugan. They addapted quickly and they evolved to 30 foot and exploded and there remains grew into lemon trees Due to the remaining DNA the lemons mutated, and continued to rampage for the bakugan to eat and suddenly all of the bakugan shrunk they devolved to babies The babies disintercrated to desease cells and began a new reign of cats who were devoted to wool Which made every sheep naked with a mohawk The sheep were angered and shot pointlessly at the clumps of wool with bogey rifles but some sky jellyfish eat the bogeys and began to sting the sheep meanwhile The king of the universe, sat on his computer typing on some sucking bakugan forum called bakugan rumble on a continual story topic He then recieved an error message saying the chilis of nebula X were battling with boblicals of nupe and he ask “what the heck are nupe?” and his helper said they are marios little brothers and he farted, then fell over he had a heart attack and died 5 days later due to a heart disease. But his brother wasn't sad about it because he always used to make homosexual jokes about him and fart on his face when he was asleep but then the brother died because The murderer had OVER 9000 guns in his disposal The Murderer was John Madden, master NFL commentator who was a cyborg And could use his “Random white lines in the air”-jutsu to repel attackers but he was terrified of raw fish so he ran away and went home known as the “Lair of Domination, located in The bemuda triangle as opposed to the Bermuda Triangle. They get very easily confused. The Bemuda Triangle is located in a triangle of Las Vegas Nevada, Dallas Texas, and Bismark North Dakota, a land of chaos! at his house he kicked his cat and the red color guard came and shot him 900 times, then
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