Because Chickens win. Who here has chickens? If anyone, what kind and how many? I have six chicks, and three laying hens. ...Even though one doesn't lay.Also, if you're reading this and don't have a chicken: Buy free range birds instead of normal ones. Normal ones stay inside of a large shed, barely enough room to move, and never see the sun or grass or sky. All they d is eat, all day every day. Some break their legs or get sick from eating to much, and when that happens they just throw them in the garbage. They take one month to go from egg to processing. The shed is so insanitary that sometimes when they kneel down to sit, their legs get poisoned from ammonia. I tmay be more expensive, but if we can show mass producers that free range chickens are what we want, we can change the entire poulty industry.tl;dr buy free range chickens