Chapter 1: Die pie, die"Damn, Idiot is back.I hated that frikken retarded guy who stabbed me with a pickle and sent me to hell.But now that he's here, I will combine forces with Boy,Fag,Mario,Luigi,Michael Jackson, Santa, and PSoD to massacre him," pie said.Pie was back, better than ever. He was now a fruity musclehead."I now also have black, and I changed him to... GRAY.He is now a mechanical bakugan, who will shoot people with pickles."Anywho, Idiot didn't give a crap where he was, he just said and repeated "HUNTIN TIME." So yeah, he went huntin.What he found three millenniums later would scar his life, FOREVAH. Chapter 2: HandicapIdiot found black, mechanicalized.He was happy and sad. Happy that he lived, and sad he was no longer organic.Gray said "Brawl me... Idiot."And so they did.As the field opened, Idiot realized he was in some kind of goo.I & G:GC setBakugan Gauntlet: Green and Gray automaticly engage in brawl.I: WTH. My bakugan is at 0 gs.G:Now I kill you with pickle.Idiot got hit by a pickle.He was then dragged to a cave.CH 3: A Faggotegy faggot named Fag"Dammit, where Am I?" Asked Idiot."You're in fag land.Imma brawling you,and kicking your ass" said Fag.I: GC SET.Bakkygan brawl, Green stand.F: Fell into my trap, bakkygan brawl, Grey stand.I: dammit, how'd you get Him. GC open, bakugan hijack.Owner jacks opponent's bakugan.Gauntlet: Fag, you are such a fag you lose for being a fag.Fag died for being a fag. Idiot opened grey and realized it was a trap.He was shot by a pickle and was dragged to a pub.Chapter 4:Dammit to many drunks"Ugh... this is stupid as hell. I feel like killing myself. I've lost black to a damn retard more retarded than ME.I'm at a pub with drunks thinking Imma girl.Well, let's go to the bartender and ask him where am I," Idiot thought.He ran to the bartender and he said "Drink or Brawl." "Where am I?" "At a pub.""What pub?" "Drink or brawl?" "Brawl." The bartender turned out to be michael jackson, who was drunk.So we engaged in a brawl.His thrilleroid was MUCH stronger than my green. He captured it and drugged me. I fell asleep. I lost my spirit then. My spirit seperated from my body.I kept thinking this wasn't happening, but it was. MJ carried my body to PSoD who would cremate it.This point in my life made me realize something. Death isn't really death until you die.Chapter 5: Mario hates you too"Idiot, the master's plan is almost complete, all I need to do is capture your soul" said mario & luigi. They engaged in a brawl. Idiot had no choice but to jack luigi's body.M & L: GC SETM: I stand 5000gsL:I stand as well 5000gs.L:Mario, you mother fucker, Imma shootin you with a pickle.Luigi missed and Darkus Brawler got shot by a pickle.Luigi shot again and hit mario... He ran away.Chapter 6: Clause's clawsIdiot was going to the place where his body was cremated.He was dumbfounded. It was pie who wanted revenge. So he brawled and brawled in Luigi's body until he reached the pie's bathroom. Pie wasn't there, but Santa was. Idiot asked him for cake, and Santa gave Idiot coal."Jerk," murmured Idiot." Idiot... You have been a bad boy, SO YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Santa Screamed. So, they engaged In a brawl.I: GC set.S: Bakugan brawl rudolph stand 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000gs.Rudolph was on steroids.I: I stand. 5000gs.ABILITY ACTIVATE. DARKNESS OF THE WORLD. All haos bakugan die.S: Oh shi-Rudolph died from death."Die santa," Idiot said, and he killed santa.Chapter 7, death to pie, life to cakeIdiot walked onward to the throne to find Pie."Idiot, you've finally arrived to save Black haven't you. That Robot you found wasn't black mechanicalized. Decoy... Black is right here! *Shows black in some kind of machine* Now you want to save him right? Well guess what? HE'S MINE. You wanna brawl? Go ahead. Face your damn mutt!" Pie screeched. "You Bastard, you're going down," Idiot said.p: GC SETP: BAKKYGAN BRAWL. BLACK STAND.9999GSI: BAKKYGAN BRAWL. I STAND. 5000GSP:gc open. I lose. Loser is the gate opener.I:I WIN."Fudge brownies, Gotta transport black to PSoD..." Pie said. He transported black to PSoD.Pie died."NOT AGAIN..." Idiot said.THRILLERThe end
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