NOTE:THIS IS A RETARDED STORY.NOTHING MAKES SENSE.Please dont read if you're gonna criticize its stupidity.CH 1:I liek brawling"BRAWL NOW OR DIE" Said idiot.Idiot is probably one of the weirdest people you have ever met.Hes addicted to brawling like crack.He can't get enough.Anyways,The woman refused.He shot her.He then walked up to a boy and said, "Brawl or die!"The kid said,"Brawl."Idiot:GC set.Boy.GC set.Idiot:Bakugan brawl,black stand.This bakugan is a black ball.Nothing more.Boy:Bakugan brawl,Hades stand.Gauntlet:Black @9999gs, Hades @710gs.Boy:GC open,Reverse.The loser wins the whole brawl.Gauntlet:Boy wins.Idiot:Grrrrr....."YOU WILL DIE BOY", Screamed idiot.He shot the boy.He than ran off.CH2: I hate pie.Idiot ran into the empire state building and shot or brawled everyone in it.He then claimed it and renamed it Idiot HQ.He ran New York by conquering it, by sending out minions to shoot or brawl everyone.This persisted for about 30 minutes.He then met a dude name Pie.Pie had been made 30 seconds ago to stop idiot."I HATE YOU" Screamed Idiot."I luv you", aid Pie.Then they engaged in a brawl.Final battle:Pie:GC open,Cherry Pie character card.This card let Cherry pies auto win.Gauntlet:Pie wins.Idiot:NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.Idiot then shot pie,But pie was still alive."You're going down", Said pie.CH3:Violence."I will kill you by violence",Said Idiot.Idiot then killed pie by stabbing him with a pickle.Then ErnieB came from the sky.Before Ernie could say somehing,Idiot loaded the gun with a pickle and shot Ernie.Then a Child came up to him and gave Idiot a sense of love and compassion.Idiot screwed it and shot him.Then Godzilla came and sai- Idiot shot him.Then communist came.Shot.A bakugan came.Enslaved.President came.Shot.Prostitute came.Raped."I leik cake",said idiot.CH4:Award7 minutes later,the Nobel Prize Award People came and told Idiot He won The Nobel Peace prize for shooting all threats to human life.He Accepted the award and went to Asia.He shot Every person in Asia.He renamed Asia the Ultimate party place.He threw parties there.There was another person to stop Powah Hungry Idiot.His name was George Washington reincarnated.CH5:War of the Idiot"I WILL KILL YOU", said idiot."NO ME',Said George Washington.Idiot and George then sword fight to the death.It was an epic battle,But George Was overpowered by Idiot.George died from cancer.Idiot then loaded his gun and massacred millions of Europeans,including all of UK.Then Idiot evolved into.....CH6:Evolution.Idiot Evolved into Omega Idiot.OI Ruled The world for 1/2 a second.Then Spammers spammed his Email.He shot the spammers.Then He walked to the North pole and used a spell...The spell's effect was a mystery, for now anyways.CH7:THE END OF TEH WORLDThe spell caused the molten core of the earth to explode,meaning,The earth would explode.OI Had ten minutes to leave.He was too late.As the earth Exploded,The lava engulfed him and he died.Then a dragon flew up in the air and said,"This is the end of the story.The Moral was to always do your homework kiddies."
NOTE:THIS IS A RETARDED STORY.NOTHING MAKES SENSE.Please dont read if you're gonna criticize its stupidity.
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