9001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

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February 17, 2010 at 5:14 am #370789

Obito
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fill a trolley with bakumonz then go to the cashier and pay him in IOU slips

February 17, 2010 at 1:21 pm #370842

Seiki
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84) Fill a trolley with bakumonz then go to the cashier and pay him in IOU slips

Fixed85) Take one of the laptops on display, take it to Customer Service and try to return it.86) Bring paintball Gun into store, it is now open season and the customers are the targets.

February 17, 2010 at 7:04 pm #370885

DarkusSerpenoid354
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87) Bring 21? of your closest friends and stage a Super Bowl reinactment in the sports section88)With the same friends, take all of the Nerf/whatever fake weapons they have and use the store as a battleground.

February 17, 2010 at 7:27 pm #370886

pyrus98
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89 get lightsabers from the toy area and go hit the other people in the store.

February 17, 2010 at 10:04 pm #370909

Pyruslord444
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90) Get a bunch of nerf guns and swords and beat up everyone in the store with them

February 17, 2010 at 11:11 pm #370947

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91) draw on all the walls92) pop the managers bra93) stab a baby94) Kill a pedestrian95) Gun down the bakugan section96) Poke random peoples stomachs97) Break all the china and glass ware98) Burn the 99 cent secion99) Harrass the manager for a free item100) Rape the manager, then go to the mike and put it next to you and the manager so the whole store can hear. For every hundreth way make it really hard

February 17, 2010 at 11:19 pm #370955

Pyruslord444
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91) draw on all the walls92) pop the managers bra93) stab a baby94) Kill a pedestrian95) Gun down the bakugan section96) Poke random peoples stomachs97) Break all the china and glass ware98) Burn the 99 cent secion99) Harrass the manager for a free item100) Rape the manager, then go to the mike and put it next to you and the manager so the whole store can hear. For every hundreth way make it really hard

wow dude you got problems

February 18, 2010 at 12:35 am #371004

Maping
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91) draw on all the walls92) pop the managers bra93) stab a baby94) Kill a pedestrian95) Gun down the bakugan section96) Poke random peoples stomachs97) Break all the china and glass ware98) Burn the 99 cent secion99) Harrass the manager for a free item100) Rape the manager, then go to the mike and put it next to you and the manager so the whole store can hear. For every hundreth way make it really hard
wow dude you got problems

Ya think?

February 18, 2010 at 12:38 am #371010

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Lol guess i went overboard huh? Well anyways 101) Bring in a hobo ans say "Look i found the managers wife sleeping on my lawn again.

February 18, 2010 at 12:39 am #371011

pyrus98
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102) glue a walkie talkie and a bunch of yugioh cards to one of those wet floor signs. Then when someone goes into the bathroom use tha walkie talkie and say hi fat person i haz a better collection than you.

February 18, 2010 at 12:54 am #371021

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103) Print this topic and read it to the manager.

February 18, 2010 at 1:15 am #371030

Umblumb
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104) brink a uzi to walmart ask to see the manager point the uzi to his head and say if you dont ban me from the store i will shoot at u! lol

February 18, 2010 at 1:21 am #371035

clonetos
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105: pull your shirt over your head and say “I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO” and cause chaos

February 18, 2010 at 1:28 am #371037

awg0926
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105: pull your shirt over your head and say "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO" and cause chaos

Haha nice one.

February 18, 2010 at 1:33 am #371043

clonetos
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tank ya
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