9001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

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February 16, 2010 at 1:24 am #370317

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51 place a Dora doll on the ground and hide. When someone picks it up, jump out and yell swiper no swiping!52 grab candy bars then go up to a person and say may i have a moment and throw them in their face.

February 16, 2010 at 1:34 am #370323

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Go to gardening section and punch bricks claiming you're looking for mushrooms and that your name is Mario (Or Luigi) Bros

Would that just hurt your hand? And nothing more?

February 16, 2010 at 5:12 am #370436

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53) Walk over to the plant section. Make sure that a chasiers is looking.Take a piss on the biggest plant you see. Say “Me iz watering the plants so they dont die!” then run away to the toy section and look at bakugan 54) simpoly say your such a f**** moron @$$! to the manager55)take a sharpie and write on a cashier pay counter make it say "i am a noob!" 56)Take a dump on a laptop 57)Grab a nerf gun and walk up to the electronics cashier and say "Shut the #### up! Im a little had gun on a shelf! If you keep crap talking ill shoot myself!" while pointing the nerf gun at his/her forhead (awesome) I hope you find these funny! (awesome)

February 16, 2010 at 2:26 pm #370538

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58) Steal half of the Video Game aisle.59) Run up to the manager say "hi" then kick him in his balls, and run.60) Spill some of the Milkshake from the in-store McDonald's on every book in the store.61) Open one of the Bakugan Starter packs from the shelves, steal the bakugan then use them to run up to random people yelling "BAKUGAN BRAWL!"

February 16, 2010 at 3:23 pm #370556

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Grab a random yugioh booster pack and yell I SUMMON [instert random yugioh monster name here]

February 16, 2010 at 11:46 pm #370614

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62)Grab a random yugioh booster pack and yell I SUMMON [instert random yugioh monster name here]

Fixed

February 16, 2010 at 11:47 pm #370615

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63) Go to the manager and kick him in the kahones! 64) Go to the *Female* Manager and Back Hand her!

February 16, 2010 at 11:50 pm #370627

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63) Go to the manager and kick him in the kahones! 64) Go to the *Female* Manager and Back Hand her!

1tdawg fixed it for ya.65) Go to the baby toilet section and take a dump in one66)Go to the manager and say THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELES YOU!

February 16, 2010 at 11:55 pm #370632

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67) GO to the manager and crap on their lap68) GO to the stinky manager and pizz on their desk.

February 16, 2010 at 11:58 pm #370637

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67) GO to the manager and crap on their lap68) GO to the stinky manager and pizz on their desk.

69) Run around naked70) take a dump on some old guys lap

February 17, 2010 at 12:00 am #370639

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71) Flick off the hot cashier and flash your number to them72) Show everyone in the store your junk *eew*73) Walk in with a hobo (Nuff said)

February 17, 2010 at 12:46 am #370656

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71) Flick off the hot cashier and flash your number to them72) Show everyone in the store your junk *eew*73) Walk in with a hobo (Nuff said)

74) grab a cart and ride around the store in it.75) take a cell phone from the cell phone stand and say " me likey pancake!"76) walk in with a prostatute and say "shes my f****ing girlfriend!"

February 17, 2010 at 1:17 am #370667

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71) Flick off the hot cashier and flash your number to them72) Show everyone in the store your junk *eew*73) Walk in with a hobo (Nuff said)
74) grab a cart and ride around the store in it.75) take a cell phone from the cell phone stand and say " me likey pancake!"76) walk in with a prostatute and say "shes my f****ing girlfriend!"

77) Walk in have a nice discussion with the manager and walkin the next day with his pregnate wife rubbing her belly.78) Walkin steal some candy and throw it around in the store.79) Run around the store pushing all the shelves down 80) Just rape the manager

February 17, 2010 at 1:38 am #370256

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71) Flick off the hot cashier and flash your number to them72) Show everyone in the store your junk *eew*73) Walk in with a hobo (Nuff said) 74) grab a cart and ride around the store in it.75) take a cell phone from the cell phone stand and say " me likey pancake!"76) walk in with a prostatute and say "shes my f****ing girlfriend!"
77) Walk in have a nice discussion with the manager and walkin the next day with his pregnate wife rubbing her belly.78) Walkin steal some candy and throw it around in the store.79) Run around the store pushing all the shelves down 80) Just rape the manager

81) Take a cage of mice and throw them on the floor and watch them run around82)walk up to the manager and say DAAAA

February 17, 2010 at 1:58 am #370679

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Um 82 i dont think so.83) Pour oil on the floor and release a wild bear
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