9001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

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February 13, 2010 at 10:52 pm #369639

Kohdok
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Get OVER 9000 pounds of refrigerated meat, approach the counter and, upon not having money to pay for it, simply leave the cart where it stands and leave the store.

February 13, 2010 at 11:23 pm #369681

Smeargle2
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BUT you can't get kicked out if you've already left.I'd suggest dumping the meat onto a cashier.

February 13, 2010 at 11:25 pm #369687

Maping
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BUT you can't get kicked out if you've already left.I'd suggest dumping the meat onto a cashier.

Yeah, but they'll ban you from it, so it's pretty much the same.

February 13, 2010 at 11:30 pm #369691

Admin
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Um steal all the bakugan and tell them you burned them

February 13, 2010 at 11:33 pm #369695

clonetos
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tear open all the icarly DVDs and pee on them and say to everyone “NOW THEY'RE HALF PRICE!”

February 14, 2010 at 12:03 am #369705

Haos-Emily
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Do what we do and:Find shopping carts, get one person in each, get one person to push each cart, have a shopping cart war while knocking down every stand you see.

February 14, 2010 at 12:07 am #369707

BakuMan
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Post a sticky note that spoils the ending on every book.

February 14, 2010 at 12:28 am #369718

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Burn the GW Bush section1

February 14, 2010 at 12:55 am #369726

Obito
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take a dump in the toy section

February 14, 2010 at 1:16 am #369732

eclipse116
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take a dump in the toy section

XDTake a dump in their cash registers!

February 14, 2010 at 1:21 am #369737

Obito
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take a dump in the toy section
XDTake a dump in their cash registers!

XD that'll be 24.9-OSHI

February 14, 2010 at 1:34 am #369740

Lucario_x
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Go to gardening section and punch bricks claiming you're looking for mushrooms and that your name is Mario (Or Luigi) Bros

February 14, 2010 at 2:10 am #369760

Obito
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walk into walkmart wearing their uniform and act like you work there.

February 14, 2010 at 2:14 am #369763

Maping
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walk into walkmart wearing their uniform and act like you work there.

49) This^, but give horrible advice. If someone asks something, tell them something stupid or be rude.Hey guys, could you edit your posts and put in the numbers?

February 14, 2010 at 3:00 am #369774

clonetos
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50: tell little girls HSM isnt real and say they will become prostittues who give themselves for half off to nothing within 9 mor years
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