12) Speak the King's English.
Doubt that would get you kicked out. It'd be irritating, but not kicked-out worthy.12) Kick people in the nuts.Tdog's count's, it is #1617)Cuss people out and flick people off.
Go to the manager and say " Id like to apply for a job at target cause your store sucks @$$1"
Ah, that one is true.15)Pronounce it Wal*Mart.
Wal*Mart?