9001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

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February 7, 2010 at 1:33 am #224214

pyrus98
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title says all whos first?

February 7, 2010 at 2:21 am #367329

Maping
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We already had this, but it's awesome.1) Flash random poeple2) Streak3) Hump random poeple

February 7, 2010 at 2:23 am #367330

primovulc15
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Walk in say ” Oh I thought this was Target”.

February 7, 2010 at 2:25 am #367331

Sub-Terra Dude
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Walk in say " Oh I thought this was Target".

Doubt that would get you kicked out...5)Climb on the shelves.6)Knock random items off the shelves.

February 7, 2010 at 2:50 am #367335

noob
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whack people with ham

February 7, 2010 at 5:10 am #367384

eclipse116
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7)Set off all the fireworks in the fireworks section

February 7, 2010 at 5:12 am #367385

clonetos
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peek in the ladies restroom

February 7, 2010 at 2:42 pm #367451

omegadragonoid
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7)Set off all the fireworks in the fireworks section

aww lucky, CA only has firework stands around 4th of july and there is only a limited choice, because each stand has to be inspectedanyways,9) attack people10) dump food on the floor

February 10, 2010 at 1:51 am #368149

Umblumb
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11)bargain and depate price

February 10, 2010 at 1:53 am #368153

Timess
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12) Speak the King's English.

February 10, 2010 at 2:07 am #368163

noob
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130 ask stupid questions through the intercom.

February 10, 2010 at 2:16 am #368169

Admin
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Go to the manager and say ” Id like to apply for a job at target cause your store sucks @$$1″

February 10, 2010 at 2:21 am #368175

Timess
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Go to the manager and say " Id like to apply for a job at target cause your store sucks @$$1"

Ah, that one is true.15)Pronounce it Wal*Mart.

February 10, 2010 at 2:27 am #368178

Admin
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Ultimate rule:"Ohai Are you the manager?" i asked. "Why yes can i help you with something?""I dont know can you?" i demanded". " Hey whats your problem?" he asked me."You and your S**T Store Is My D**N Problem! Jack@$$! No go on and F**K yourself fag." *Lights weed and pushes all the shelves over and lights all the carp on fire!*

February 10, 2010 at 2:31 am #368183

omegadragonoid
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Tdawg, if you continue to cuss, even if it is censored, I will refer you for a ban. Cussing is not tolerated, and yes, I know others have cussed, but you have cussed way too much.
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