1. Stop trying to be such a jerk to people, both online and in real life.2. Be with my girlfriend a LOT more.3. Work out a little.
whoa! whoa! whoa! Hold the phone!Did you just admit you're a jerk?
Yeah, I know I'm a jerk, DD.
how do #1 and #2 exist together at all????
I don't act like a jerk around my GF.
*cough* yes you do *cough*