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Ok would you rather run along the side of a burning building or lick a soldiers boots? Notes: There are no firefighters and the soldires just went to war and there is blood, dirt, and unmentionables on it. *You are licking the bottom of the boot*
63) Go to the manager and kick him in the kahones! 64) Go to the *Female* Manager and Back Hand her!
1tdawg fixed it for ya.65) Go to the baby toilet section and take a dump in one66)Go to the manager and say THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELES YOU!
63) Go to the manager and kick him in the kahones! 64) Go to the *Female* Manager and Back Hand her!
62)Grab a random yugioh booster pack and yell I SUMMON [instert random yugioh monster name here]
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:O superpowers,ii went to the optitions , and have SUPERvision sed the man, 21/20 🙂 and im like a demigod, look good in blue, hold my breath for 4 minutes, Son Of Posideon!
53) Walk over to the plant section. Make sure that a chasiers is looking.Take a piss on the biggest plant you see. Say “Me iz watering the plants so they dont die!” then run away to the toy section and look at bakugan 🙂54) simpoly say your such a f**** moron @$$! to the manager55)take a sharpie and write on a cashier pay counter make it say "i am a noob!" 56)Take a dump on a laptop 57)Grab a nerf gun and walk up to the electronics cashier and say "Shut the #### up! Im a little had gun on a shelf! If you keep crap talking ill shoot myself!" while pointing the nerf gun at his/her forhead (awesome) I hope you find these funny! (awesome)
